There’s no denying it: Christmas markets are magical. The quaint wooden chalets festooned in twinkling lights selling cones of steamy chestnuts and ladles of hot spiced wine are enough to stir the yuletide spirit in Scrooge himself. But are you aware of the festivities that skew to the weird in some pockets of Europe? We’re talking 30m tall goats, logs with smiley faces and boats taking the place of Christmas trees (what!). Here are nine of best alternative winter-time festivals and markets in Europe.
An enormous yule goat in Gävle, Sweden
In the small town of Gävle, on the east coast of Sweden, Christmas takes on caprine qualities. Every winter since 1966, its residents have built a magnificent 30m tall straw goat – a ludicrously oversized version of the traditional Swedish Christmas straw goat. From the first Sunday of Advent every year, the Gävle goat stands in Castle Square; it's officially the world’s largest (though we're not sure how much competition it has) and first made it into the Guinness Book of Records in 1985.
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A jolly pooping log in Barcelona, Spain
The question isn’t what, but who is Caga Tió? Imagine a giant log painted with a cheery face, normally wearing a traditional Catalan hat called a barretina. And now imagine it being bashed by hoards of excitable children until it eventually “poops” out presents (usually nougat; Caga Tió literally means the “pooping log”). It's a much anticipated holiday guest in homes and public spaces across Catalonia, where families congregate to listen to traditional music while watching the children beat it to smithereens. You can buy small Caga Tió from Christmas markets.
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A timeless folk festival in Penzance, Cornwall
Cornwall does Christmas its own way. Where else has a festive kissing bush, gin and cake pairings, and a 500-strong 25 December sea dip? But the Montol Festival in Penzance takes things to another level of odd. Every year on 21 December, the day of the Winter Solstice, even more age-old Cornish Christmas traditions are revived. Among the usual carol singers and mulled wine stalls you'll see masked dancers, fire blowing antics and huge burning yule log on a hill.
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A totally gorge-eous Christmas fayre near Freiburg, Germany
Germany nails Christmas. Major cities from Berlin to Cologne host enchanting festive markets, wafting with the sweet scent of mulled wine and sugary treats from late November. But the Ravenna Gorge Christmas Village is a little different. First of all, it’s beautiful: tucked below the stone arches of a 130-foot-high railway viaduct in the Black Forest, deep in Devil’s Valley. When you find it, expect live piano music, dramatic light shows and 40 wooden chalets selling handmade ornaments and tasty food. It only opens during Advent weekends.
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A magical mountain-top market near Lucerne, Switzerland
Who doesn’t love a festive market with a side of superlatives? This Christmas gathering in the clouds of Mount Pilatus is the highest in Europe, accessed via the world's steepest cogwheel railway, with magnificent views over glassy Lake Lucerne, a host of Switzerland's finest peaks and some serious Bond-villain-leaning architecture. Market stalls sell all the festive favourites, from mulled wine to gingerbread and oozy raclette. You can opt to make the return journey by sled, airboard or snow bike.
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An ancient Christmas cave in Valkenburg, The Netherlands
Valkenburg is known in The Netherlands as “Christmas City”. Every December it puts on a solid festive show with an annual underground Christmas market inside the hillside Velvet Cave, or Fluweelengrot, dating back to Roman times and sitting underneath the ruins of Valkenburg Castle (built in 1115). Wander inside, through centuries-old yellow-tinged marlstone corridors and browse over 50 stalls bedecked with fairy lights, Christmassy souvenirs and tasty local food. There’s also festive cave art and a café in an 18th century chapel.
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A kindly Christmas witch in Rome, Italy
If you find yourself at a Christmas market in Italy, such as Piazza Navona in Rome, look out for an elderly Christmas witch stealing the limelight from Santa Claus. According to Italian folklore she’s called Befana and delivers gifts to children around the country on Epiphany Eve (the night of 5 January). The name derives from the word "epifania" and she’s been working the festive scene since the 13th century. Befana's easy to spot, too – she carries a broomstick and wears a red handkerchief on her head, plus a patchwork dress.
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Shining Christmas ships in Athens, Greece
Greece tends to celebrate Christmas by honouring both Greek Santa and North Pole Santa. In Eastern Orthodox tradition, the saint most associated with the giving of gifts at Christmas is not Saint Nicholas, but Basil the Great – aka “Aghios Vasilis” or "Saint Basil". But Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors in Greece, so he's honoured during the festive period with sailing boats smothered in fairy lights. Christmas boats or karavaki often replace Christmass trees and in Athens you’ll see their sparkling hulls docked up all over the place.
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A beloved Santa proxy in Amsterdam, The Netherlands
He might look like a cross between Father Christmas and an Archbishop, but Sinterklaas (meaning Saint Nicholas) is a traditional Dutch character adored by children. He sails along Amsterdam’s canals in mid-November, giving out spiced biscuits and being heralded by up to 400,000 spirited spectators. Expect music, dancing and cheer, plus a slightly dubious side-kick in the form of Zwarte Piet (Black Pete) who's been the source of much racial controversy in recent years, though the Dutch attest that his face is merely covered in soot from chimneys.
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